May 2013
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zaptap:
“rose”
who rose
rose titanic??????
rose doctor who??????
rose homestuck??????
rose american dragon??????
no
rose flower
everyone forget rose flower
rose flower cry
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
A reaper.
Jokes on you, im dead inside.
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imogenbynight:
candidcatharsis:
it’s a bird
it’s a plane
it’s
the entire fucking population of heaven
percstiel:
percstiel:
I cannot wait for Naomi to brutally die in the season finale.
I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT ALL BACK
look what you’ve done.
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n3ck-deep:
If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings or Star Wars all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material.
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glamour-parade:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
drkarayua:
iguanamouth:
I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE
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growlithed:
dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
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sam is losing its.
YOU RODE A FARTY DONKEY
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April 2013
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partickstump:
i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)
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seaking:
text post? more like texas toast am i right haha i wish i was dead
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Me 98% of the time: what the fuck is going on
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divachester:
dean is just the sort of person who feels guilty for wanting even little things for himself so he tries to ignore the fact that he wantswantswants castiel to want him so much because he doesn’t think he deserves a long and peaceful life never mind the love of an angel.
#he’s only a grunt #meant to die in the mud or sacrificed for a later advantage like some pawn on a...
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Every main character ever
Character: Do not do this thing.
Main Character: Okay. Excuse me while i do the thing.
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my-kala:
verticurl:
I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone
The most accurate thing I’ve ever read
juniorbizarre:
if someone’s happy doing their strange weird thing and they’re not hurting anybody then that’s really awesome and you should just let them be and maybe even be glad for them
so many people are scared shitless to show anybody what makes them happy or excited because there are so many people eager to point and laugh
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internetexplorers:
*gets out of bed*
no
*gets back in bed*
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Worst feelings in the world
asdfghjkllove:
Failing a test you studied really hard for
Getting replaced in a friendship
Getting ignored
Having something that you’re looking forward to, get cancelled
Having to fight back tears in front of people
Finding out that the person you like, likes someone else
Goodbyes
Showing your parents something you’re proud of only to get a disinterested reply
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when you start liking someone: ah fuck
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mr-radical:
i like when cool things i like get mixed with other cool things i like
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twerkingdead:
*looks in a mirror* you again
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mu5icliz:
germansam:
tokyosluts:
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
waitinforthebus:
what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
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