when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
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modern day tolkien elves
modern day elves getting away sleeping in the classroom with their eyes open
modern day elves straightening each other hair
modern day elves wearing flip flops in the snow
modern day elves shooting with compound bows
just modern day elves
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smaug knows no one can hear him right
stop making fancy products meant to “prevent rape” and start beating rapists mercilessly with varying sizes of hammers
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bisexual invisibility isn’t new. you see, we’ve always had the power.
every unsolved high stakes art robbery? bisexuals.
crop circles? bisexuals with mowers.
poltergeists? nope just rowdy bisexuals
Roanoke colony? bisexuals probably.
#with the help of their trusty asexual companions driving the invisible getaway cars
Voila monsieur you are now ze proper Frenchman!
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when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin
nsfw = nice stuff for werewolves