excuse me will I sob for a few hours
Eat this watermelon, you fucking turtle
THIS THING IS TERRIFYING I DONT LIKE TURTLES ANY MORE
“Remus Dobby Potter, you were named after the two people who actually gave a shit about my well being. One of them was a house elf and I’d much rather see you become that than a fucking Slytherin. Don’t come back unless you’re wearing red and gold you little shit.”
Ellen on how the Oscars are like the Hunger Games
Ferelden, The World of Thedas (x)
Oh, Nine. So goofy when he wanted to be.